Thomas

TOURS OF DUTY: 4 ( 2015, 2017, 2018, 2019)

A highly intelligent, talented human and precision helicopter pilot, Thomas refuses to use any of these skills when it comes to crashing. Has wormed his way across most of Europe. The only bastard to have literally tunnelled his way through the Cannonball Head Honcho’s hotel room by burnout. Antique hardwood floor no less.